Mr. Rapscallion, at your service!

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puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

All the effing time.

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infinity-gabe:

contemplating koala is contemplating.

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I kinda figured out the mystery before it was done though, but what mattered was how it was made, and it was very well made.

It stars Ryan Gosling and Anthony Hopkins, if anyone is interested.

also-also:

These themes are now available here:

You will need to install Stylish to use them.

Because quite a few people have been asking for these. :) (I’ve actually never done this before. The code was copy/pasted from tonguechele’s textless version, which you can find here. The original group picture can also be found here.)

Enjoy!

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1. A high-powered laser similar to a lightsaber in that it can severely burn through anything and kill anyone

2. A chieftain battle tank for about a grand,

3. A working fighter jet (est. $3,000)

4. A brown bear, lion or tiger (in at least 9 states)

5. Anti-tank weapons

6. Flamethrowers ($300)

(Only in America would a device capable of burning entire houses be less regulated than marijuana)

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I have a love-hate relationship with that phrase. It can be cliche and yet appropriately utilized in the right moment. Especially if you despise the other person.

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artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

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onewheeledhaystack:

Oh my god. This is so accurate.

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lizbethanne:

I love everything about this.

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This is one song I’ve been obsessing over. Writing inspiration galore!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ElKp0IwUA